You're all pansies and I hate you. Most ardently.
i was trying to explain to a friend earlier how hot hannibal is and i meant to say “astronomically hot” but what came out of my mouth was gastronomically hot
J.R.R. Tolkien on languages.
If you’ve never read Shakespeare’s plays, you’re missing out on some quality zingers.
the story of a comedian under-appreciated in his time because he makes lungburgers instead of working the audience